My Job

there was this one time wen i tryed to get a job. i went to go work at the krusty krab and mr krabs let me be the entertainer. i had to do these painful stunts. there was this divin bord were i had to dive into sea urchins. spongebob stoped me so i ended up not doing it. butt then squidward tried to push me butt he fell then i fell butt i landed on him. he brok my fal butt he got hurt. butt anyway i ended up being saf and i was the entertainer

My Mornings

every morning i wak up an there is a alarm clock in my stomac. when i eat my breakfast the can never gives me my food. i got so mad one time i throw the can accross my house and food came out! then i needed a clean plate so i had to look through 20 to find a good on for this typ of food. i then enjoyed my food wile watching my favorit show. the color channel!

Jelly Fishing

me and spongebob go jellyfishing 3 timz a week. there was this  time when it was the jelly fishin migration. spongebob had his jelly fishin net ol'reliable. he lost it and thought i stol it. he spi on me and i was makin a new jelly fishin net. he thought that was his net butt then he saw it was not. it was the new jelly fishin net i made him. i got mad and was about to move out. i went to the bus about to leav and the bus driver told spongebob he left his net on the bus. he gave me his ol'reliable an we became frends again!